November 3, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Drunk drivers call 911 to report themselves driving drunk. http://bit.ly/1FFD7b
October 28, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Burglars covered faces with permanent marker. http://bit.ly/3Wvkls
October 24, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Man pleads guilty to DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy http://bit.ly/1AUrot
October 17, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Black bear enters grocery store in Wisconsin. Heads straight for beer cooler. http://bit.ly/3na6YL
October 7, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Thugs attack two transvestites... who turn out to be cage fighters wearing fancy dress http://bit.ly/Ia2at
October 5, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Stay alert: University of Florida warns of Zombie attacks http://bit.ly/qKwhh
October 4, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost SD town gets rid of 44 tons of stinking bison meat http://bit.ly/10ECxG
October 4, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost RT @bloggersblog A dood will scream your tweets from a rocky cliff http://bit.ly/UQUSE
October 3, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Man jailed for stealing his date's car. http://bit.ly/YLyVr
October 1, 2009 Offbeat News Update Edit Delete Tags Autopost Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool http://bit.ly/4wJWID